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2022-10-03

Operation Joint Warrior!

"The biggest military exercise in the UK ... [has begun] as more than 11,000 sailors, soldiers and aircrew wage a 12-day ‘war’ around the British Isles"

Will they have enough assets to intercept and deter the fleets of migrant inflatables currently invading our south coast?

Did they recommission HMS Warrior from her duty as tourist attraction in Portsmouth harbour to lead this massive exercise? 

"They are joined by vessels from the US, Poland, Denmark, Norway, Germany, Netherlands, Canada, France and Latvia"

Perhaps HMS Warrior was considered too outdated after all.

Shame really - one can only imagine the looks on those migrant faces as that umpteen-cannon steam and sail leviathon chuffs down on their insolent inflatable ... and the order wafts across the placid waters: "Starboard Battery - Clear for Action!".

Oh sorry - I forgot - she runs on coal! Couldn't possibly be used now ...

Watch this space!