2025-12-17
"Twas the Night Before Christmas ... " - Oh wait, that line was taken years ago.
And anyway, it needs modernising, bringing up to date, so that it captures the spirit of our times, even the still-metastasizing spirits of the incoming future, rather than the dull and boring old family-centred Christmasses of the past that everyone can see are already being overtaken by the modern conveniences of the panopticon of the future.
Happily the perfect example of just such a proximate, nay imminent, update arrived unbidden in my inbox recently, and I have no hesitation in offering it for your festive fancy ...
