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2025-11-12
Browsing the net (as one does) I happened upon a Wikipedia page in honour of the Telegraph's satirical column of yesteryear (not to be confused with their current offering under the same title).
As a one-time dedicated Telegraph reader, Peter Simple's imaginary world of societal tragicomic over-earnest fashionably-deluded or simply bonkers characters would invariably bring a chuckle to contend inconveniently with ingestion of breakfast. His great facility in applying appropriate names to his inappropriate characters never ceased to amuse, names which effortlessly conjured the stereotype that we had never even considered existed.
If you too are of similar antiquity and like me never imagined that Peter Simple's make-believe Way of the World was exactly whither we were all inevitably headed, then this may bring it all back ...
(Warning - inadvisable to peruse whilst eating)
As always, if it's not for you, maybe best ignore this one 😎.
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2025-10-26
Dominic Frisby clearly enjoys himself, and so should we all.
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2025-09-30
It's a long time (unless you are our Judicial System) since we heard from my Dazolam, but somehow she still sees to be lost amid the long grasses much favoured by Obfu Scation and Avo Idance and their like, who perhaps cannot be removed on account of possible breaches of their inalienable human rights and must thus be granted Indefinite Leave to Remain regardless of their obvious incompatibility with modern British Values (whatever they may now be).
Some believe that in order to avoid the ever-growing possibility - nay likelihood - of violence, even civil war, breaking out between competing factions within the new glorious diversity of Modern UK (MUK), moves must now be put in hand to deal with the pathetic remnants of population who still support the outmoded so-called "British values", such as "fair play" "tolerance", "freedom of speech" "freedom of association" even "freedom to protest"(!), and waste their time in absurd traditional activities such as Cricket, Morris Dancing, Shove Ha'penny etc, not to mention exhibiting innumerable irrational traditions such as the Dunmow Flitch, Guy Fawkes night, even determinedly self-identifying as white English / Scottish / Welsh according to their sex, colour and place at birth. It's not even quaint!
There is only one possible solution, and it must be implemented urgently before matters get out of hand - they must be deported - lest even sterner measures may have to be taken!
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2025-09-27
Mensa - the high IQ people. Should be the best of the best - right? The top 2%!
Personally I have no idea, as I neither took a test (not since the 11+ anyway ... verdict: "borderline") nor joined the club, nor knowingly had any sort of dealings with them.
What is Intelligence Quotient anyway? What abilities does it actually measure?
Is it looking for those who want to know how everything works and are able to find out? And maybe suggest and/or make some improvements on behalf of humanity?
Or are they looking for the best slaves for the Cabal, slaves who can remember everything that they have been told and can unquestioningly put it into practice?
I don't know.
But I know of a man that set about finding out the answers to a few of those questions.
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2025-09-13
In keeping with our policy of including some more off-the-wall ideas that break the monopoly of doom and gloom, here is another offering featuring a tale so off-planet that most of us would reject it out of hand as a factual account.
But in principle it's maybe not so so hard to accept some of the synchronicities involved.
So suspend your disbelief for 15 minutes, and indulge yourself in a flight of fancy that might just contain more than a few seeds of truth ...
(15 minutes)
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